Just bought this! Gonna toilet train Lucie because she’s smart and I’m lazy :) I will definitely be posting a pic of her using a toilet whenever it happens

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calins:

if james franco were to wave at me like that i would faint

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nprmusic:

There’s a way we talk and it includes profanity. We never figured we’d be arrested for it.

— Beastie Boys’ Mike D in a 1985 interview animated for PBS’ Blank on Blank series.

towritelesbiansonherarms:

“The first time we put Debbie Downer on the show, I had a giggle fit that I couldn’t control, and the whole cast ended up breaking so hard we could never quite recover.” - Rachel Dratch, Girl Walks Into A Bar (x)

every time i watch this sketch i end up crying because i laugh so much.

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writing-tip-of-the-day:

hitrecordjoe:

hitrecord:

“The Crafty Owl (a tiny story)”

Tiny Story REmix by brandi jeaux

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Nobody knew how much

a little paper and tape would change him

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Metaphorest (Text & Audio Curator) writes:

I love how you’ve incorporated your story into the image - it fits so well both visually and narratively. Very intriguing :) Nice!

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Just had a delicious banana and this phenomenal peanut butter. Yummy!

weebeasties:

As usual, Jon Stewart nails it.

Photo via Occupy the NRA.

It’s the Great Catsby!

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npr:

Last week, we wrote about the way members of minority groups are frequently linked in the popular imagination with prominent fellow members of their group. We asked Channing Kennedy, frequent contributor to Colorlines.com, for a commentary on this phenomenon from the perspective of someone without any immediately obvious minority affiliations. Here’s what he told us: Can A White Guy Represent For His People? : Code Switch

Photo: Hatty Lee / Colorlines

Super interesting article with a funny video at the end :)

“Nobody says anything about that”

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